orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

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#shay mitchell [1]

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

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#i literally started listening to eels because of shrek#and they have the most playes on my last.fm account lmao
No one else dies.
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#teen wolf [3]

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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#lgbt [1]

Skins Pure pt.1

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#Skins [1]#Cassie Ainsworth [1]

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

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people are looking to you, Katniss. You’ve given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.

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#Catching Fire [1]

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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"I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

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#Harry Potter [11]