the smarter u are the more men arent funny
I can take care of him. Let me take care of him until he’s better.
He stays here. He’s staying with me.
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
BEDROOM ADVICE ft. Maisie Williams [x]
jaden smith is my favorite philosopher
Just know that everyone like us, everyone with some kind of supernatural ability is on the dead pool.
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours